A true story…
A persona ingrata from my alma mother asked for my number, so we can keep in touch. Sabi ko, “Connect me if I’m wrong, are you asking me out?”

1] Two babies where playing in the crib when suddenly baby girl cried “ R A P E !”. Baby boy said: “Ay, tanga ka?! Naupuan mo lang kaya yung pacifier mo. “AMBISYOSA!!”
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2] Hinoldap si lumen pero dahil wais.. nilagay nya P500 sa panty kaya hindi nakuha. [...]

Isang hopia vendor si Kario sa Cubao na kung saan humihinto ang mgabus at jeep. Isang gabi, umakyat siya sa isang bus na pupno ng pasahero upang magtinda:

Matagal nang lumiligaw si Peter kay Lumen kaya ng minsanng magkalugar ito’y iginiit uli ang love sa chick. Ganito ang conversation nila:
PETER: “Ano ba, Lumen, matagal na akong nanliligaw sa ito ah, at dehins mo pa ibinibigay ang dambuhalang “OO” mo?”

An old couple was watching television when the myopic old hubby hollered hyster-exicitedly!
OLD MAN: “Come here, dear, dear, dear, look. . . they’re doing it, it, it now on TV.
WIFE: “Put your glasses, you silly. . . that’s just peter eating banana.”
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•DALAWANG ANYO NG PINAY•
Isang natatanging halimbawa ng magandang kahulugan o pagsasalarawan ng isang Filipina ay matatagpuan sa awiting nilikha ni Florante de Leon noong dekada ‘70. Basahing mabuti o pakinggan ang bawat kataga at nilalaman ng kantang ito upang lubos n’yong mauunawaan ang napakagandang pagsasalarawan ng may akda ukol sa isang Filipina:

Sorry if it took me for quite awhile to update myblog because I’m too busy with my regular work, but i am here to inform you my viewers that i will continue updating my site regularly.
Next, i want to thank Ms. Janette Toral for informing me that i won the raffle in The Top 10 [...]